... Then again, when is "Faking it" actually cool?

The answer is never. Nope, never. I could not possibly tell you in just a 24 hour time span just how much I detest the counterfeit industry. We live in a world where not only the rich want to look rich, but the less fortunate actually "deceive" others that they, too, have the funds to splurge. Or are we fooled? There is a time when we find ourselves stripped of extra spending money. These times also may bring about the urge to overcompensate for our thrifty lifestyles. So, are most of us subjected to fake, plastic, cheap, imitation, faux, replica, etc, etc., solely to make others think we are living in a life of happy times?

I could wow you with numbers of how much the counterfeit industry pulls in, annually. I am not here to impress, I am here to inform. Why is it that millions of people all over the world walk around with labels to pursue friends, careers, love interests, even a reputation for anything but being poor? I admit, at one time in my life, I had been overwhelmed with the curiousity to purchase a couple items that were just about as Gucci as a flat tire. A colleague and I had ventured to the Big Apple for our very first visit. We encountered skyscrapers, pizza joints and hundreds upon hundreds of fakes. Fake everything. I even recall seeing a fake nylon DKNY mini backpack (about as pointless as buying a pair of fake Banana Republic Chinos). Who are these people? Is there a market for this kind of stuff in America? Who is buying these items and who feels good about sporting a replica of an extremely expensive bag? Oh, and are any of us buying the fact that their stuff is actually real? In Japan, Louis Vuitton stores are swamped with customers during all store hours. They take fashion and name brands to a level of utmost importance. No joke! So, it is no wonder that in countries like Japan, designer replicas are extremely outlawed. You couldn't find it if your life depended on it. So, why should the United States be any different?

Anywhere you go, you will find ways in which less fortunate people try to obtain "surface richness", an image to onlookers that they are flooded to the tip with Benjamins by dressing in a certain manner. The woman with magenta-colored lipstick who shops the bargain bin at Walmart for gold-coated watches and jewelry. Can you smell that cheap perfume? I try not to let it all out, but if you can only close your eyes for a minute and see where I am attempting to take this. It is not pretty. We must force ourselves to look at them from a spectator point of view and realize how desperate it looks to become the counterfeit-clad bimbo that tries (ever so har) to impress.

Fashion stops almost immediately after logo wear. Shirts, bags and shoes showing blatant logos are just about the edge of fashion to wear it almost gets too tacky. It says, "I have taste, but hey, can you blame me? It's designer!" Once we topple into designer imposter, we are creating that permanent tattoo above our foreheads that reads, "I tried, but not hard enough".

Perhaps I am being too critical. I realize that not all of us are able to wear expensive clothing. I do, however, realize that by continuously buying counterfeit items, we are contributing, not only to an industry that breaks the law, but we are also hurting the reputation and credibility of many fashion houses, nationwide. The argument that constantly circulates this case is that designers take money out of us (and a whole lot of it for that matter). What we need to consider is that designers are successful for a reason: They have an image, they have experience, they create art and have a passion for design . If you look at many articles of clothing, accessories, luggage, etc., made by designers, they are created with the utmost precision, often require cutting-edge technology to manifest the creative minds vision onto fabric (Unlike my favorite example of counterfeit, located above: The Infamous "Goach" Pattern). Countless decisions are made to give shape to a wearable work of art. Ahh, the glorious feeling of polished leather and countless hours needed to make the item in your hands (at your very disposal :). What is better than holding something that is soo desired? Not so much if it was made by a little girl in a sweatshop in BFE, China. At times, the leather, not so much leather but pleather where it cracks or peels and the stitching comes right out. Think of your Marc Jacobs Hobo as a Warhol screen print that you are wearing. An artist with a creative vision has sold you his beautifully-decorated canvas for you to wear and tote around!

Ken suggests: Everyone is allowed a splurge once in a while. Why not pick out a classic piece you have been eyeing and save for it? Worse case scenario, it was only one purchase, eBay is always an option to resell it, or you will be stuck with a timeless pair of shoes or a classic coat that will last throughout the ages. Replicas don't impress and are NEVER considered an investment.

Fur: A Fuzzy and Debatable Controversy

Fur, no doubt, has remained the signature of elite fashion for hundreds of years. From a tame trim to a full, robust coat, fur has served more than just an aesthetically pleasing edge. Highly insulating, softness to the touch and the shine and bounce of every strand is almost too much to handle; the most chic accents to any piece used in the fashion industry is undoubtedly created with fur. Yet, with the growing interest in preserving the environment, a number of fashion spectators, stylists and everyone else in between must also preserve their image as an environmental conservationist to keep current with the times. It is not always the case, however, that many fashion icons pursue a greener image. Style icons- Jennifer Lopez, Kate Moss and Cate Blanchett continue to wear fur- whether it be for a photo op or just simply for a shopping trip.

Ok, enough with the seriousness. I hate being told what to wear. I cannot imagine anyone else would like it either. The amount of criticism that these fashion icons receive on a daily basis is enough to drive anyone insane. From a male perspective though, fur tends to be a wardrobe choice few and far between. Of the times I have walked into a luxury department store or scanned the pages of numerous online shops, I rarely find myself gawking at men's fur (if there are any to begin with in the places I look). Apart from a fur-trim hoodied parka, the only other item of clothing made of material originating from animals is leather. Don't get me wrong, it is not the case that I actively participate in the campaigning towards People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Furthermore, it is not as if I scour the shelves of Ralph Lauren or Roberto Cavalli in the hopes of finding the most lavish, fur coat that merely projects an image that my style choices parallel those of a hustling pimp in a 1970's Pam Grier flick.

I belive that moderation must take the first bite out of the fashion apple. Every other choice thereafter, is (or rather- should be) a personal decision. I am pro-choice for people wearing what they want to wear. It is due to our long history wearing fur and accessorizing with animal skins that really allow us to wear them without hesitation. In a diverse world, we should become accustomed to different ideas presented by various cultures. In the world of fashion, the blending of ideas means incorporating numerous aspects of fashion deriving from every continent to produce innovative fashion trends, sleek variations within one design and fresh renovations of tired, outdated looks. Fur is an option used to produce fresh combinations along with many other materials, even among the dullest of fabrics. I have always admired the way fur can, in the most simplistic manner, create a look of brilliance upon any woman's body. With a coat or accessories painted with fur, we are able to transform the everyday garb into a once-in-a-blue-moon masterpiece.

As for Kate Moss and the numerous celebrities who use fur for fashion statements, even a little can go a long way. Drowned in Sable fur or perhaps mink, the possibility to look chic is limited. With a jacket or a bag as the fur statement or more generally, showcasing tidbits of fur, we witness the numerous ways in which we can make less look like a whole lot more. I continue to applaude the usage of fur in today's fashion industry, of course, in moderation. Moreso, I feel that a vintage piece has the ability to shine more profoundly. A classic cut in even today's most contemporary trends enable a style choice that cannot be found in fur boutiques. Purchasing a vintage fur piece enables you to enjoy fur (at usually a fraction of the price) and not contribute to the growing fur trade industry, which is rapidly rising from a reported $9.1 billion in 2000 right up to $11.7 billion in 2004 (International Fur Trade Federation). Moderation plays no part in the decision making for fur fans around the world.

All in all, we should make decisions wisely. We must decide whether or not the decisions we make will affect our environment as well as our image. Fur is sexy and can be used in very practical ways, however, people who wear too much fur have us questioning their motives: are they dressing for fashion or just to look rich? Is it necessary to perpetuate a cycle that is by no means beneficial to us as it is to animals? It is important to, once again, turn to the rule of moderation, because almost too much of anything is a bad idea.

Ken endorses: The "T-Strap"

Throughout the ages, many shoes have become a solid fashion emblem for previous seasons. One season, boots have taken a whole new light, while patiently waiting, an abundance of newly designed patent leather stacked heels awaits the next season waiting to wow crowds ands photographers in their debut to fashion society. Amidst these trends comes an, oh-so timeless piece that is given the chance to reinvent itself, again and again (the same manner to which Madonna could gracefully reform her image to avoid the redundancy of many performing artists). Sure, many fashion accessories and trends are given an opportunity to regain their popularity, even if it is the 4th year in a row. I speak from the heart when I say that it is only so many times that these trends can be reintroduced before they just seem blatantly dull. Nothing shines anymore. The excitement of a reinvented image of a past trend only comes from the anticipation that any design will not reflect the dull qualities of it's original creation. This is why it is important to make an outstanding statement when coming to reinvention. We must break the boundaries to which we recreate trends. What makes them better? A design put well forward should only move further in the direction of unique and creative while maintaining basic original qualities to give that design the history it deserves. I have been successful in the search of the perfect shoe for the upcoming seasons. This isn't a shoe that premieres in Fashion runways for the upcoming spring season.

The "T-Strap" has been around for hundred of years. T-Straps often are given the innocence and graciousness due to its delicate profile. It's girlish reputation and playful apearance offers this design anything but a tantalizing, lustful, and woman-like robustness. As delicate as the material used to produce this shoe, the T-Strap has been reintroduced from a basic design of leather straps to the extreme complexities that designers often use with embellishments of crystal detailing, fine silks and skillful yet beautiful stitchwork. I have found some designs to spark attention, thought and smiles to my readers. These are just some of the designs that I found to be worthy of mention.

Jimmy Choo's evening shoes has brought on a new meaning of elegance. With particular attention to detailing and brilliance, Jimmy Choo's shoes capture the essence of fashion. He provides not only style but a polished finish to absolutely any evening ensemble. It is without any doubt that he has created a profoundly astonishing masterpiece for his new collection. It only keeps the hopes of many shoe connoisseurs up as we all patiently await what he has in store for us for the fall of 2007!

Gold always maintains its reputable image as chic, classic and never out of style. Here, Fendi has brought back the classic leather T-Strap flats that need no heel to wow crowds. It speaks of simplicity and down-tempo fashion. Beware, its subtleties can often lead people to be unaware of its great potential. Best paired with a clean, crisp sundress, or perhaps stovepipe denim for maximum effect, these T-Strap sandals can really emphasize that sometimes, "less is more".

No shock here that platform is the word when it comes to 'it' shoes of the season. Valentino knows (as shown to the left) he longs for a new heightened image of the T-Strap as he plays with different concepts to create a visually stunning composition of leather, metalware with animal print on a uniquely designed T-Strap platform wedge. He plays with fun, hip, as well as serious tones of fashion to marvel audiences. Valentino, once again, continues to amaze his clients with innovative design under a classic hallmark name for fashion designers.

Although simple, this mid heel quasi T-Strap by John Galliano for Dior is just about as unique as it gets. Another shoe with much attention to detail, these heels give T-Strap a lighter edge. With a light addition to any look, this shoe provides optimum- level comfort with all the right components to induce a vibrant spark as well as a rugged edge, all while maintaining the basic forms of an elegant, lady-like shoe. The charm with an ever-so discrete Dior logo will keep just about any fashion spectator pleased.

With a distinctly different presence than previous shoes mentioned, this T-Strap has opted to stress its reputation as a design that plays on an image of innocence. Frida Giannini, the current designer for Gucci has given this T-Strap sandal its original components of cute and girlish magnificence. These sandals, best paired with a summer suit pant and white dress shirt, can also compliment jeans and a tube top for a playful edge. This sandal can play on many different looks, which also enforces it's ability to become an ageless favorite. From 20 to 70, this shoe is simply a classic of the ages.

The best look is the best fit. Period.

One of the greatest things about looking great is knowing that you are wearing something that fits. Not only does it compliment your body, it also compliments your character. A great fit and a great look pretty much go hand in hand. Unfortunately, life isn't always that easy. We tend to sway with sizes that squeeze, pinch or discomfort us, even if that means saving a couple extra bucks or even saving time by not searching endlessly for a perfectly-fitted shirt. This makes us and everyone else who does this looking rushed. If there is anything more unattractive than a rushed wardrobe choice, please let me know! I would like my theory to be challenged. Sincerely.

I have spent too many hours of my life watching people make these mistakes. Not once, not twice, but multiple times. The worst part is that they are not able to notice that they are making these excrutiatingly painful decisions. The color looks good, the collar is straight, but what they fail to realize is that they are literally swimming in fabric that could drown them in a sea of continuously disasterous outfits. So, let's say you find the perfect color for your skin type. Great! That is one step towards the right direction. But, why stop there? Why find the color, but not the cut? Ultimately, your decision to buy anything you wear should be based upon a series of requirements that follow an almost identical match to your exact specifications. Confused?

Let's throw it on the table. Ideally, you should become familiar with certain colors that compliment your body and skin tone. Everyone should try on as many colors as possible to become acquainted with different shades, levels of brightness as well as specific hues that tone, accentuate, flatter and promote everything from your character to your physical appearances. Have a friend nearby so that they can offer their own criticism on the colors you have chosen. Try to avoid colors that are too bright or extremely dull. My own personal rule is that I try to steer clear from "undefined colors". By this, I mean colors which I am unable to determine it's exact name. Bluish-purple? That's fine. A combination of orange and green? Probably not. Once you have determined the colors that compliment you, be sure to reference those colors so that when you are out in the search for these colors, you don't have to look through stacks and stacks of shirts, pants, etc. that may not contain your colors. THIS will save you so much time.

The cut of the shirt is extremely important. You MUST (absolute must) figure out your size in everything you wear. Don't have a clue? Go get sized! Most places offer a free sizing so you know (for your own personal records) what your specific measurements are. After getting sized, use your own personal chart as your guide to finding the better fit. Also keep in mind care instructions as well as options for alterations. Will it shrink? Will it stretch? Should I go longer? Can I bring it in a little? By considering the following, you will make the best judgment for any purchase. Above, is a male figure (my apologies, ladies!) with areas measured for specific cuts designed to fit the best for specific body types. Not all, but most are to be considered for measure so that you are able to find your size with ease. Be aware that some items of clothing will only be sized by the standard, most simplistic sizing groups (S, M, L, XL). You must always try these sizes on, as they differ from manufacturer to manufacturer, brand to brand as well as from seamstress to seamstress. Never assume it fits.

Paying specifically more attention to shirts, we must rely on so many factors for a perfect fit. I always go by this order:

1. Style- What type of shirt is it?
2. Color- What color suites me the most?
3. Size- Do they have my size?
4. Length- Do I have to worry that it might be too short or is the length just right?
5. Arms- Are the arms baggy or form-fitted? If baggy, then am I able to tighten it up?

I have been able to find many shirts that, even if it doesn't fit, I am able to bring it in to perfection. Keep in mind that altering should always be an option, especially for items that you intend to keep for longer periods of time. Some retailers even have a seamstress on duty for quick fixes or perhaps complimentary repairs to have your purchase fitting to your precise measurements.

After ranting on about the trouble one must go through in order to find the right fit, you must think that life is too short to alter everything we buy. You're probably right. Why go through all the trouble to look almost illegally amazing? Take your hard-earned money and spend it on five ugly shirts instead of two very well-tailored, high quality shirts. Like I said, I am always up for someone to challenge my (painfully reasonable) suggestions. Let's see if you can think of an article of clothing that is significantly better than apparel that offers the best fit for your own personal measurements.

High waist? High Fashion.

Stop! Ok, a little bit lower. No, no, no... Stop!!!! Well, try just one inch lower. Great, perfect. Now the jeans you have on are just a mere millimeter short of exposing your genitals. Keeps us wondering, "Why leave it to the imagination when it is right there in front of you?"

What is wrong with people to where they think that fabric that couldn't keep a gnat warm would be best for women who want to appear sexy? So many times I see people wanting to look sexier with less clothes. When someone looks sexy, shouldn't it be about their clothing choices that help maximize their physical features without showing skin? Low waisted jeans served it's purpose. As a matter of fact, they are still sexy. But, they are also redundant. Oh, so redundant. Why not explore how jeans can be sexy without being so lowcut. Then maybe people of average build wouldn't be so worried about bending over and having their Cosabella thong squeezing out of their cheeks (ahem, butt cheeks, that is). This (perhaps) new idea shouldn't allow mothers to rip out their mom jeans to reveal a more sexy side of parenting. This doesn't even mean that we should find the ugliest alternative to try to appear 'different'.

This all came about two summers ago when I had the wonderful oportunity to meet Gwen Stefani (you know, because she simply ADORES Colorado and anticipates her visits here to see me... joking, of course). I met Gwen Stefani at a BMX Biker's Birthday Bash at the Key Club on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, California. I approached her right out back by the No Doubt trailer (she wasn't playing, her old band was). She donned a black-lace bra, a white tank, high waisted Levi's jeans (I believe the engineered denim line) and what I was sure to be Stuart Weitzman Snakeskin peeptoe heels. She looked great. Ok, I take that back, I was shocked. The high waist was so high waist, I couldn't believe my eyes. Yet, with all of my doubts piling up one right after another, I managed to clear all judgments out of my head for the rest of the evening to ponder her decision to wear them in public. Was she crazy? Or am I old-fashioned? I live in Boulder, CO, maybe this trend had mot marked its place east of LA. But she looks... well? Surprisingly? not bad!The single-most desireably fashion-conscious punk queen has not only pioneered many fashion trends, she also has the ability to turn preposterous into possible in less than 24 hours. That's me to your left with the L.A.M.B. (Stefani's brand of clothing) herself. I wish I was able to get a body shot to show you her amazing ensemble. Regardless, her high-waisted denim gaucho knee-length had me wondering who else would do this?

Well, congratulations, Gwen, your trend has caught on. They look amazing and do not scream 'mom' in the least. I find high-waisted pants, shorts, whatever, to be such a refreshing take on an already classic style choice. Not only do High waisted bottoms cover 'it' (whatever 'it' is) up, it trashes the ability for cropped shirts and jackets to look 'revealing', allows for more stylish clasps and buttons that serve function more than just fashion, and can substitute for a shockingly effective tummy-tuck-without-surgery method. Need I say more? Please remember to dress the part. The only thing worse than a risky wardrobe choice is wearing a risky wardrobe choice with a poorly thought-out outfit (The team of 'What not to Wear' will hunt you down and murder you).

I write this as such because I believe that when eyes are drawn to the waist, we are more inclined to focus on the natural curves of a woman. It might not be viewed quite as 36-24-36, however, we can enjoy the age-old beauty image of women: the slight hourglass. As I look back at the time I saw Gwen, I think quietly to myself, "why is she so daring and then successful in what she does?" The answer is simple. Women who play with new and fresh ideas create a legacy. Regardless of who you are and where you came from, if you have it in you to pursue something so different and so pleasing, you can create miracles within the world in which you live. So, become a pioneer! Stray from the mainstream, implement old ideas into fresh ones and delegate fashion trends to a state of popularity and relentless abundance!